Leek and pancetta tart with mustard

A beard doesn't make one a philosopher L'abito non fa il monaco

Does my head look big in this…?  Continue reading

Bucatini alla carbonara

carbonara

The name’s origin is debateable, but folklore associates it with charcoal workers (carbonari). To recreate the mood, Trota tasked Salmon and Fidget with some flue maintenance. Quite an ask, so you might think the duo’s reward would be forthcoming. But no – Trota, mistress of delayed gratification, insists that only after a thorough shower are our heroes re-admitted to the cartoon kitchen to finally tuck in. Continue reading